"Lily Allen falls victim to her killer heels as she takes a tumble on stage"

A portent of things to come.Come the next Election the Left Wing will fall down and out and be ripe for a good kicking just like left wing, p.c. correct Lilly hahallen who has no talent but was merely promoted by the Liberals.

- Owen Reed, Middlesbrough,England, 18/11/2009 11:13

"Four teenage friends are killed in horror car crash"

And who will pay for the householder's wall to be rebuilt? Good job it was a strong wall, so the car didn't actually continue and crash into his house.

- Knight Templar Crusader, England, 14/11/2009 21:43

"Suri Cruise is the budding actress as she acts up on set with Katie"

Why is this child never wearing a coat ????????

- Sue, Wolverhampton, 6/11/2009 10:13

Once again this child is not dressed for the weather!!!

- Elizabeth, Belfast, Northern Ireland, 6/11/2009 10:51

Kids have an excess of brown adipose tissue (fat, if you will) which grown ups don't have. Brown fat, as it is called, is metabolised inefficiently in response to cold to produce heat rather than energy which is why kids can often seem unaffected by chill, rejecting their coats during play, where adults will be wrapped up to the gills.

- Ray, Liverpool, 6/11/2009 12:16

"Dial Canine-nine-nine: Dog is rescued by firefighters after trapping head in brick wall"

And no doubt the tax payer now has to pay for his council house to be redecorated as well as picking up the bill for the rescue.

I bet he lives off of full time benefits and has a "disability".

- Steve, Bedford, 4/11/2009 17:52