"'Sharp decline' in faith as number of Christians in Britain falls to half"

It's a fake religion, that's why

- dave, london, 16/12/2009 9:55

The problem as I see it is that there is more sin inside the church , than in the world. Many church elders / vicars are involved in the occult such as freemasonry, wicca, satanism, rosicrusianism etc etc. Many congregation members are also involved in the occult to some degree or another... Until the sin in the church is dealt with and cleansed out, God will not be there.

- John, Basildon, 16/12/2009 9:50

"Lily Allen falls victim to her killer heels as she takes a tumble on stage"

A portent of things to come.Come the next Election the Left Wing will fall down and out and be ripe for a good kicking just like left wing, p.c. correct Lilly hahallen who has no talent but was merely promoted by the Liberals.

- Owen Reed, Middlesbrough,England, 18/11/2009 11:13

"Four teenage friends are killed in horror car crash"

And who will pay for the householder's wall to be rebuilt? Good job it was a strong wall, so the car didn't actually continue and crash into his house.

- Knight Templar Crusader, England, 14/11/2009 21:43

"Suri Cruise is the budding actress as she acts up on set with Katie"

Why is this child never wearing a coat ????????

- Sue, Wolverhampton, 6/11/2009 10:13

Once again this child is not dressed for the weather!!!

- Elizabeth, Belfast, Northern Ireland, 6/11/2009 10:51

Kids have an excess of brown adipose tissue (fat, if you will) which grown ups don't have. Brown fat, as it is called, is metabolised inefficiently in response to cold to produce heat rather than energy which is why kids can often seem unaffected by chill, rejecting their coats during play, where adults will be wrapped up to the gills.

- Ray, Liverpool, 6/11/2009 12:16

"Dial Canine-nine-nine: Dog is rescued by firefighters after trapping head in brick wall"

And no doubt the tax payer now has to pay for his council house to be redecorated as well as picking up the bill for the rescue.

I bet he lives off of full time benefits and has a "disability".

- Steve, Bedford, 4/11/2009 17:52

"Maze of underground caves could be the original site of the ancient Greek Labyrinth"

theres a far better one in Chiselhurst

- nic, herne bay uk, 17/10/2009 2:59

"Murdered under the noses of police: Officers went to victim's home after 999 call... but were turned away by her killer"

She could have picked a more suitable boyfriend in the first place.

- John Thompson, Portadown, 19/10/2009 10:46

"'Wind-down wine' alert: The relaxing glass that is turning working mothers into alcoholics"

It won't be a problem when Sharia Law rules all Britain.

- Rick, Newcastle uk, 19/10/2009 9:10

Rowan Pelling's sex advice column: "I found myself kissing another woman. What do I do now?"

You're probably gay love. Join the dark side and avoid men and thus agony ever again. Just don't expect to have kids.

- Oliver, Bournemouth, Britain, 19/10/2009 7:23

"Are you old enough to own a spoon? Woman asked for ID when buying teaspoons in Tesco"

I stopped shopping at this 'Hitleresque' store over a year ago.

- Tony, Essex, 1/10/2009 22:40

I think if you people had more contact with the world of drug taking, you would have a better appreciation of what young people do with spoons!

- Mike Wilson, Rotherham, United Kingdom, 2/10/2009 10:18

"Hero soldier who lost three limbs in Afghanistan taunted about his disabilities by teenagers"

What do you expect? It is a national past time in England to make fun of amputee Heather Mills. These kids are just following the example set by the public

- KC, New York, 2/10/2009 5:15

"Fresh doubts over Hitler's death after tests on bullet hole skull reveal it belonged to a woman"

Hitler's memory will always be kept alive, the loony Left will see to that. Where would they be without their favourite bogey-man?

- John Salkeld, Sheffield, England, 27/9/2009 16:15

He is running the Labour Party - everyone knows that!

- Martin, Southwest England, 27/9/2009 22:42

"Smacking 'makes your child less intelligent'"

What kind of smacking are we talking about here? My parents didn't believe in "spanking" a child (ie. on the legs/buttocks, which they considered as borderline sexual abuse) but did slap me round the face or pull my hair if I misbehaved. Result: I took my GCSEs and A-levels early, good university and now a good job ...

- Emilia, London, 25/9/2009 12:56

"Teacher suspended after pupils find naked pictures of him on gay porn website"

Just how and why were young pupils looking at gay porn websites to discover this?
- Donald, Saumur, France, 25/9/2009 14:01

I have a had a couple of unpleasant surprises in work when looking for something quite innocent on the net only to be confronted by something totally unanticipated and extremely inappropriate. Pornsters use all kinds of devious tricks to lead you to their websites.

There was a time when the word "gay" had a totally different, more innocent meaning. It still retains that meaning in the more naieve sections of society - children, for example.

Its not unreasonable to imagine a child typing a sentence containing the word "gay" in some innocent context (eg: in search of poetry) only to end up with muck on the screen.

- Ray, Liverpool, 25/9/2009 15:14

"Paedophile fears are 'driving male teachers from primary schools'"

This is because of the onslaught of female mediocrity and vindictive descrimination against men. Just walk down the high street of any town and see how many shops are given over to women and you will see very few, if any, for men. It is the same in Marks & Spencer. Even the cafes have more women drinking basins of coffee than men. The maginalisation of men has to stop

- Corrie, Westleigh, 25/9/2009 7:50

It's not a problem having female only teachers. A brief glimpse into the lives of former monarchs (Henry VIII for instance) shows that it was common practice for the young royals to be in the care of their mothers and their all female entourage until the time of a rights of passage to manhood.

- M Turner, Alsager England, 25/9/2009 9:03

"HIV breakthrough after vaccine cuts risk of infection by nearly a third"

im a bit confused - does this mean 16,000 thai people volunteered to be infected with HIV as part of a medical trial?

Brave people

- Nick Jones, London, 24/9/2009 09:34

"Fans and friends of Sir Bobby Robson gather to say goodbye to footballing legend"

This guy wasn't a GOD, he was a football player, simple as that.

True heroes are dying every day fighting a war that isn't ours - let's cry for them shall we!

- Heather, Swansea, 21/9/2009 19:14

"How safe is your daughter? Paedophiles using the web to trap girls are often middle-class and married. And the police are struggling to cope..."

If we would just wake up and do the right thing by banning porn on the internet , we would not have this problem. We would have the perverts back on the street where we can see them and catch them.

- AngusC, Oxford, 22/9/2009 9:44

There needs to be a register and vetting procedure for everyone who uses the internet, not only folk who publicly interact with children.

- SD, Hong Kong, 22/9/2009 4:03

I would not object if the law provided for these people to be skinned alive and rolled in salt.

- Duncan, Stalybridge, Cheshire., 22/9/2009 3:39

"Anna Friel's naked ambition laid bare as she strips off in West End show Breakfast At Tiffany's"

Getting paid to remove your clothes. Isn't that called prostitution?

- J. Smith, Edinburgh, Scotland, 21/9/2009 12:43

"Pupils told 'a new girl is starting' after boy of NINE returns to school female"

I can't read MailOnline any longer. It's unhealthy. It's become the land of sickness and chaos. It's going to take a lot more to fix what ails this country than replacing one evil politician with another. Don't you even know? Your politicians and government teachers are a reflection of YOU. Unless the hearts and minds of people change, EVERYTHING remains the same.

Your children are frightened and confused. They don't know which end is up. Toddlers can't even say "yuk" to spicy food because he might be branded a racist. You just nominated Walliams for TOP literary prize...a novel about a 12-year-old cross-dressing schoolboy AIMED at 7-year-old kids. Unbelievable! You've lost touch with reality.

I fear the cancer has spread throughout the body. It's terminal.

- Branda, Arizona, USA, 19/9/2009 16:47